Prakash Jha was shooting his movie in a doomed village. He was terribly disturbed cz he hadn’t thought a name for the movie dat was more appealing to him. He had managed to make a fool out of THE BIG B and Kareena's Bodyguard. Deepika was anyways out of wrk so she didnt have a choice , but deep down he knew dat he didnt wanna name it "Reservation". He thought " Yeah chutiyon ko paise se matlab hai, saala dalit log kya samjhenge "Reservation" naam ki movie ke baarein mein" ?
Apart frm this depression there was some thing else dat was disturbing him frm within. The man had nt had a boner since 2 years. The real reason fr him to shoot in dat village was coz he had heard of a BABA who could relieve him of his misery. Every night Mr. Jha used to sneak out of the set and visit "BABA KHADA-KAR". Baba's lotions and jadi booty were giving Mr.Jha so much strength down there that he could literally erect a Burj Khalifa. He knew that he would soon be cured and that would get his life a Solidity and his wife some reliability. His wife's words used to haunt him " Beta. Papa Popeye jaise nahi ho sakte kyunki inpe spinach kaam nahi karta. Aaj kal toh yeh kuchh bhi kaam ke nahi rahe".
One night after returning frm Baba's cave Mr.Jha had a peaceful sleep. Baba had given him the strongest VIAGRA ever created by Mankind. Baba sd " Putra agar yeh kaam nah kare to samajh lena yeh uparwaale ki RAJNEETI hai tumhaare saath". But fortunately fr him, the morn came as a shocker. He felt like he was seeing the statue (of his own) liberty. He wanted to share the news with everyone in his own way . He came up wid a plan, he pulled the entire unit together and announced " As everone is aware dat i didn’t like the title RESERVATION i have thought of a new Title for our pathbreaking film.I am changing the movies title". Every one felt a lil awkward cz the BONER was as big as life, distinctly visible. Everyone chose to ignore it and pay attention on whats coming. Finally Mr.Jha announced “Our film would nw be called ..........
A EREC-SHAN
The atmosphere filled wid claps fr such a beautiful name. It s releasing this Friday.... DO WATCH IT!!!!!
Apart frm this depression there was some thing else dat was disturbing him frm within. The man had nt had a boner since 2 years. The real reason fr him to shoot in dat village was coz he had heard of a BABA who could relieve him of his misery. Every night Mr. Jha used to sneak out of the set and visit "BABA KHADA-KAR". Baba's lotions and jadi booty were giving Mr.Jha so much strength down there that he could literally erect a Burj Khalifa. He knew that he would soon be cured and that would get his life a Solidity and his wife some reliability. His wife's words used to haunt him " Beta. Papa Popeye jaise nahi ho sakte kyunki inpe spinach kaam nahi karta. Aaj kal toh yeh kuchh bhi kaam ke nahi rahe".
One night after returning frm Baba's cave Mr.Jha had a peaceful sleep. Baba had given him the strongest VIAGRA ever created by Mankind. Baba sd " Putra agar yeh kaam nah kare to samajh lena yeh uparwaale ki RAJNEETI hai tumhaare saath". But fortunately fr him, the morn came as a shocker. He felt like he was seeing the statue (of his own) liberty. He wanted to share the news with everyone in his own way . He came up wid a plan, he pulled the entire unit together and announced " As everone is aware dat i didn’t like the title RESERVATION i have thought of a new Title for our pathbreaking film.I am changing the movies title". Every one felt a lil awkward cz the BONER was as big as life, distinctly visible. Everyone chose to ignore it and pay attention on whats coming. Finally Mr.Jha announced “Our film would nw be called ..........
A EREC-SHAN
The atmosphere filled wid claps fr such a beautiful name. It s releasing this Friday.... DO WATCH IT!!!!!
He knew that he would soon be cured and that would get his life a Solidity and his wife some reliability. Roflz LOL LOL LOL
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