Some Weird Thoughts !!!

Rise to the morning sun with a smile. Seriously, there’s so much to laugh about and we haven’t even thought about it yet.Dont Believe me heres the thing:-

Open a News Paper and just read the heights that BJP can go to blame Congress even for a lil child doing potty in his diapers!!!  Anything in the media that starts with “BJP DEMANDS” ought to be hilarious.. trust me !!!!

Have a look at totally fucked America’s Financial Condition due to recent recession . Barrack Obama still consoles people that America would still be a “AAA” Country. LOL . And he thought People would believe that … Hahaha .. Oooppss !!! M sowwie didn’t knoe you guys believed it :P

Look at Tushar Kapoor’s desperate expressions to get laid in real life. The poor guy doesn’t have a lady even in the rumour’s that go around . Well, but that’s what he deserves for making us go through the agony of watching him on screen.

Now dat  I have reached Jeetendra, How can I forget the Maa of Mental Torture … EKTA KAPOOR. Seriously man. Jeetendra’s crotch needs to be tightly  tied backwards in a strip tease bar for gifting us this dame. She has not only plagued the television but shez gradually crawling towards cinema now . Bachaaaooo ….

Look at Katrina, Deepika, Kareena and so on, inconsiderably claim to be an ACTRESS. Man u gotta be kidding me, If Katrina is an actress, then Sunny Deol is definitely a Dancer !!!

M sure you guys don’t want me to jump down on Deol’s right now ….. Coz you all knoe there’s a never ending laughter connected to them. They are the only family who can  walk upto an IIFA stage in Toronto together and accept to be the jester’s of the evening, specially when they accept the false praises thrown at them !!!

Try and beat this, m not making this up :- Australia claims that the attack on indian’s in Australia is not racial, Coz the rate of assaults were lower than that on other races. OMFG !!! Blimey, I just read this … No jokes !!!

Lately Baba Ramdev’s entire controversy was like a comedy show wasn’t it? M sure you guys wouldn’t argue a bit on that. Apparently hez not seen supporting ANNA in his fast to follow in a few days, obviously yaar , Bhooka marna thodi hai !!!!!!

CWG held:-  Floors Collapsed, Money scammed and the people were introduced to SURESH KALMADI. He's The Man !!!  According to him, after the Multi- Crore scam he’s now suffering from DEMENTIA !!! Yah Right .. We believe dat , don’t we ? Roflmao !!!

If this isn’t enuff for you guys, Just imagine Raj Thackeray asking his wife to moan in Marathi while making love !! Or watch huge ships using Juhu Beach as a Parking Lot for themselves !! Or watch fucking trucks get drowned in Mumbai Potholes (This occurred recently and is not a joke) Or read Kamaal R Khan's tweets !!!! Or watch Hrithik Roshan make up some Grandma stories on "JUST DANCE" !!! Or see RGV Boast about his forthcoming FILM !!!  Or hear Kangana Ranawat's accent !!!! Phew ... it just doesnt stop ......

Or JUST KEEP READING THIS BLOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!