The Witty Birbal

This incident occurred when Akbar had a new queen and Tansen was ogling over the size of her Boobs. He was completely mesmerized by them and couldn’t take his eyes off em. But Alas he knew his dream was gonna die in his shithole bed every night. He wanted to get rid of his desperation and hence approached Birbal . After listening to his side of the story birbal decided to help him.

Birbal:- Hum aapka kaam awashya karenge. Parantu aapko bhi humaare liye kuchh karna padega Tansen.

Tansen: - Arre Birbal aap jo bole hum who karenge. Aap maangiye aapko kya maangna hai .

Birbal:- Hum 10,000 sone ke asharfiyan lenge.

Tansen:- De diye samjhlo Birbal . De diye !!! (Excited)

Then one fine day, when the queen went for a bath Birbal sneaked into her room and sprinkled some itching powder on the inner side of her brassiere. When the queen came out of her shower and put on her undergarments , the worst ever itch started running over her boobs. She just couldn’t stop herself from scratching her balls. Eventually Akbar came to knoe about the situation and he called for all the known Hakeems in his area. Unfortunately the Hakeems did not have any equipments and were unable to guage the cause for the itch and hence the cure was unknown to them. Akbar with a very pale face watched his Queen scratch her boobies away. In total distress he went to birbal and told him about the incident.

Akbar:- Humaari Rani ki haalat humse dekhi nahin jaati Birbal.

Birbal:- Iska upaay hai Maharaj.

Akbar:- Kya hai upaay Birbal ? Baatao hume ?

Birbal:- Ek baar Cheen ke darbaar mein bhi aisa hi hua tha. Wahaan ke raja ne uske darbaar mein jo sabh se achha sangeetkaar tha uske muh se apni raani ke stan chuswaaye the. Tabh jaake who khujli chali gayi.

Akbar(bedazzled):- Parantu yeah toh cheen ki baat hai. Aur humaare paas kaun achha sangeetkaar hai ? Tansen ??

Birbal :- Jee Maharaj. Humein lagta hai Tansen hi aapko iss musibat se bacha sakte hai.

Akbar asked Birbal to catch hold of Tansen and get him to the Queen.

Birbal:- Dekho Tansen. Humne jo Dawa unpe daali hai uska asar khatam hone mein abhi kuch samay baaki hai tabh tak tumhein unke stan ke saath jo karna hai tum kar sakte ho.

Tansen(twinkling eyes):- Bahut Bahut dhanyawaad Birbal.

Tansen was taken to the queens room and was asked to suck her boobs. Tansen readily started off and was continuing it for as long as he wanted to to. Eventually the itch weared off and tansen was satisfied too.

Akbar:- Birbal!! Hum bahut prasann hue. Tumhaari salah ke liye hum tumhein 10,000 sone ke asharfiya inaam denge.

Tansen saw this and wondered , Birbal is getting money frm both ends. This aint fair. After some time Birbal entered Tansen’s room .

Birbal:- humaare sone ke sharfiya hume de do tansen.

Tansen:- Agar nahin diye toh kya karr loge Birbal ?

Birbal:- Doge toh tum awashya Tansen.

Tansen:- Arre humaara mood nahin hai. Nahin dete hum .

Birbal:- Dena toh tumko padega Tansen.

Tansen:- humne aapse kahan nah Birbal. Aap apna time waste kar rahe ho.(Apparently they spoke Hinglish at that time :P :P :P)

Birbal :- Dena toh tumko padega tansen.

Tansen:- Tum kaunse confidence se yeh kehte ho ke hum tumhein asharfiya denge ?

Dats when Birbal said.

Birbal:- Dena toh tumko padega Tansen kyunki hum abhi wohi khujli ki dawa hum swayam Baadshah ke chaddi mein daal ke aaye hai !! (Smiling)

Tansen  hands over the money without a single delay.

Moral of the Story:- Never Mess with Birbal !!! 
P.S:- This Joke is not Created by Me ;)