MISCOMMUNICATION !!

The Ocean’s Eleven were wandering along the streets of America, jobless and broke as ever. Having lavish food felt like supremacy to them. That’s when George Clooney made up his mind , he was damn sure he wanted to repeat Oceans Eleven, not as a movie, in reality. He discussed with everyone that he would wanna try his hands on it, as feebleminded as he was, nobody wanted to be a part of his misadventure. He somehow managed to Convince Brad and Matt to be on his side, reluctant as ever , they agreed .

George Clooney:- We would be robbing a Casino in Mumbai !!!

Brad Pitt: - Duh!!! Do they have one there?????

George Clooney (winks):- I have checked with a Source ,they have a different name for a Casino in Mumbai, they call it “Matka”.

Matt Damon (Excited):- So when do we leave then???

Geaorge Clooney( with a Camera Close Up ) :- Right Now !!!!!

The Trio reaches Mumbai. Excited as ever, they are out of their hotel and on the lookout for a Matka…

Cabbie:- Kya Sahab !! Humaare saath chalo hum tumko ekdum Top Class waali Jagah Leke jaata hai!!

George Clooney(confused):- I dunno wat you meant Brotha but dat sounded NICE !!!

The Cabbie Drops them somewhere in the middle of the jumbled streets of Mumbai Central.

Matt Damon :- Man!! This Place looks like Shit !!! You Sure we need to do this George ??

 George Clooney (winks):- Trust me !!!

George points out at a Door indicating “That’s the One”. But there is a huge man standing in frnt of the Door chewing some weird stuff which makes his mouth look like its full of blood.

Guard:- Kya hai ? Kya maangta hai ? Item nahin milta hai idhar ..

George Clooney: - Hi !! M George Clooney .

Guard:- Maloom Nahin , Aage poocho.

George Clooney (Confused) : - Huh ?? Didn’t get ya ..

Guard:- Arre Maloom Nahin Bola nah Baba , Aage poocho.

Brad Pitt (Confused) :- What da hell is he saying ??

Guard:- Aye !! Idhar Rada nahin karne ka, Bola nah , Yahan pe yeh naam ka koi Colony nahin hai. Aage jaake pooch . Faaltu mein time nahin waste karne ka !!!

George Clooney(Angrily):- Its my name you nigga !!!

Guard:- Haan wohi baba . Aage jaake pooch chalo.

Brad knows Angelina is quite a sensation in India. He tries his hand.

Brad Pitt :- M Brad. Angelina Jolie’s Husband.

Guard:- Kaisa aadmi hai yaar tum ? tumko bola nah . Yahaan pe Ladki log nahin milta. Angel , Leena aur Julie sabh tumko peeche ke galli mein milega. Yahaan se chamko abhi.

Brad Pitt is Flabbergasted coz he doesn’t understand a Shit …………….

Brad Pitt :- Did he try to say dat he saw my wife somewhere around ?? She told me she was in Paris ??

George Clooney :- Look !!!  We got money, we wanna play..

Guard (Irritated):- Arre Paisa leke kya karega re Chirkut ?? Humko nahin maaloom colony kidhar hai . Fokat mein kyun time pass karr rela hai ? Chal Chamak nahin toh khayega abhi.

George Clooney(Irritated):- We’ve come all the way round from America to play in your fucking club .

Guard(Confused) :- aaaaaa…aaaaaa..aaaaaa  (Silent)

Matt Damon: - This shit aint working …. I’ll call Miss. Kamini Kayshan

Brad pitt :- Who is that ?

Matt Damon: - She’ll help us communicate with this guy. I had a friend who had the same problem on his last visit to India. She had helped him. But she’z got a hearing problem.

Matt Dials Kamini Kayshan’s Number ….

Kamini :- Helloww !!!!

Matt Damon: - Hey look . A friend of mine gave me your number. We need your help we are in Deep Trouble .

Kamini :- What ?? Deep Shah ?? What trouble ?? What happened to him ?

Matt Damon:- Eh !! My Name is Matt Damon. I need your help.

Kamini:- Demon ?? You mean he has been Possessed ???

Matt Damon (Irritated) :- Aaarghhhh … Brad .. Can you please speak to her ?

Brad Pitt :- Listen We’ve come from the states , we have a communication problem here.

Kamini:- Did Deep tell you that he had a Problem with Kamini Kayshan ?? Look Friend I had a fight with him last night. But I didn’t know this would happen. I am really sorry for everything…..

Brad Pitt :- Shut da Fuck Up ………………. This is Insane…

Brad Throws the Phone at George Clooney …

George Clooney (Hesitantly) :- Look we are the actors from Ocean’s Eleven.

Kamini :- Okay I’ll try to be there near the Ocean by Eleven but where exactly ??

George Clooney ( Yells) :- Oh For Fuck Sake !! You Sloppy Lil Bitch .. Don’t you have a hearing aid ???

Kamini (trembling):- Uhhhhh …. Deep … Has … Aids ????

Kamini Faints….

George, Brad and Matt had to return back to the states empty handed wid a grim look on their Face … After all they had not only understood the exact meaning but even experienced  the word 


                                                     MISCOMMUNICATION !!