Filmi Takkar !!!!!!!!!!

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The actual transcripts of the fight between KING KHAN & DABANGG. Location  Katrina Cafe !!!

Srk(2 sallu):- Hey Bro! Congrats on buying all the awards for Dabangg. Must have been xpensive eh ?? He he.

Sallu:- less than wat u spent on your make-up to hide those wrinkles bro!! Haha
Srk(hurt):- Ha ha !! You are funny kid!!
Sallu:- I knw uncle !!! (winks). By da way m celebrating the success of Dabangg afta the party. Wanna join ??
Srk: Nah bro. Gauri needs The Bang tonight.
Sallu:- Huh ? C'mom yaar you are good at  lying " Kabhi haan Kabhi naa"
Srk:- I respect her bastard " BIWI HO TO AISI"
Sallu(angry at the abuse):- Itna "JOSH"
Srk:- MAINE PYAAR KIYA yaar. (winks)
Sallu:- i knw DEVDAS i knw.
Srk:- You dunno mate. I doubtif your AUZAAR dwn there is still in working condition. :p hehe
Sallu:- Dude. Its still got SHAKTI THE POWER!! (fuming)

Now the fight takes an ugly turn

Srk:- Enuff of this nonsense... Bass HELLO BROTHER ... bass abhi
Sallu:- kyun bey aur GUGUDEE nahi karni saale GUDDU ??
Srk:- ANDAZ APNA APNA hota hai bey !!!
Sallu:- Chal abh ONE 2 Ka FOUR ho ja chal
Srk:- Kyun tujhe KHAMOSHI nahi taste karni kya ?
Sallu:- Saale tu kya khamosh karega bey KING UNCLE ??
Srk:-CHAL MERE BHAI zyaada ho raha hai abh ...
Sallu:- Zyada hua nah ??? Toh abh yahan se gayab hone ka CHAMATKAAR dikha chal.
Srk:- Tu LUCKY hai ke mere biwi bachhe yahaan hai.
Sallu:- abey tere naseeb achhe hai jo meri daaw yahaan hai warna RAMJAANE tera kya karta main.
Srk:-Tu READY rehna bey. Main chodunga nahi.
Sallu:- hahaha . DARR gaya saala.
Srk:- aaj ke baad bina BODYGUARD ke ghumna matt samjha ?
Sallu:- tu kya DON hai kya bey ?? Ukhaad lega kya ??
Srk :- ukhaadunga toh main zaroor KYUN KI tune galat aadmi se panga liya.
Sallu:-saala DUPLICATE bhai hai tu samjha???
Srk:- samajh mein toh tujhe aayega jabh log bolenge EK THA TIGER.
Sallu:- jaaa bach gaya tu. Main tere jaise  RA.ONE ko G.ONE(life) daan karr diya.
Srk:- Aaj ke baad mere ghar mein tujhe NO ENTRY.
Sallu:- Meri hata matt. Warna pata nahi ghar tera KAL HO NA HO . nikal saale.
Srk:-JEET toh meri hi hogi.
Sallu:- abey haar ke jeetne waale ko BAAZIGAR kehte hai bey !!!
Srk(fumbling):- abey , tune to ek teer se do nishaan maare hai VEERy witty VEERy witty.
Sallu:-MAIN HUN NAH. abh tujhe DUSHMAN DUNIYA KA nahin bana diya to main bhi YUVRAAJ nahin. Aaj ke baad LUCK BY CHANCE bhi teri film ko hit hone nahin dunga, abh meri VEERGATI dekh tu, saale teri zindagi ek PAHELI bann jaayegi aaj ke baad, media bhi dekhegi ek BAADSHAH ko road pe DEEWAANA bana ke kaisa ghumaya maine. Saale abh meri dushmani ka ANJAAM dekh tu.

SRK is completely boggled and speechless.

And then comes the million dollar question.

Katrina:- GUYS. Can i discuss my film career with you people ???

Shahrukh storms out of the party !!!!!!