Laugh A Minute !!!!!!!!!!

Me:– Hello ….

Unknown:– ha ha ha …

Me:– who the fuck is this ?

Unknown:– it’s a call frm the future. 
Me:– yah right :| and i am Batman . M in no mood fr jokes , who da hell is this ?

Unknown: – I am not joking my friend, it’s a call frm the future to let u knw what u gonna see in the near future.

Me:– Eh ?? U kidding aint u??

Unknown:– ha ha !! Nope. Try me.

Me:– awright awright lemme think …. Ummmmm …. Temme something abt 2030 Unknown:– Anna Hazare would be protesting against BJP for implementation of the Lokpal Bill.

Me:– Duh !! Aaaa … Dats kinda possible. Anything else ??

Unknown:– Salman Khan would be dating Katrina’s Daughter.

Me:– Dats also predictable. Temme something which is unpredictable.

Unknown:– Ajmal Qasab would be elected as The Chief Minister of Maharashtra.

Me:– Now now. Dats interesting. I dont give a fuck if you are an imposter coz this is funny. Haha

Unknown:– (Laughing) Ha ha ! I know .. Heres the thing , The construction at Mumbai Airport would still be ongoing. Hahah !!

Me:– Roflmao !!!

Unknown:– Ram Gopal Verma would be releasing his 287th flop movie with the same amount of confidence dat he displays today

Me:– Lol.

Unknown:– Karan johar would be directing a Lesbian movie called “Dost Anna”

Me:– Heee heee heee .

Unknown:– George Bush would be the world’s most wanted man and Osama’s son would be elected as the President of the United States of America.

Me:– :P

Unknown:– People on Facebook who update their statuses by quoting quotes frm other’s would have their account automatically transferred to “Assbook”!!

Me:– oh oh !!! ;)

Unknown:– Iphone would launch ios version 432.4.4 which would have features like i-brow,i-lashes,i-liner and i-opener fr women.

Me:-Whoa!!! Man this is insane.

Unknown:– MNS would be against North Maharashtrians !!!

Me(rolling on the floor):– Hahahahaha

Unknown:– Saif Ali Khan would announce that he would get married to Kareena next year !!

Me:– OMFG !!! LOL

Unknown:- Zayed Khan would be buried alive by the Indian Film Industry for not giving up on Acting.

Me:- Dont Stop :P :P :P

Unknown: - Zayed would be the second actor after Uday Chopra to have been Buried Alive.

Me:- LOL LOL LOL !!!

Unknown: - Farah Khan would be admitted in a Mental Asylum for contantly claiming in the media to be the Best Choreographer in Bollywood.

Me:- Man!!! Future can be hilarious. LOL.

Unknown:- Hrithik Roshan’s new show would be called “This time i’ll shut da fuck up and let people JUST DANCE”.

Me:- Man hold on .. I cant breathe .. heeeee heeee heeee .

Unknown:- S.R.K and Aamir would fight over whose Son is no.1 ...

Me:- Wooot?? : P : P : P

Unknown:- SRK’s would release his last feature film which would be called “No-One”

Me:- Enuff Man !!! Okay temme ... What would about my Blog???  Would it be famous?

Unknown:- I don’t think its a good idea .. Guess i should get going...

Me:- Hey please. I wanna know mate...

Unknown: - Alright....

Your Blog would be banned for normal use and would be practiced by The Investigating team for a 3^rd Degree Torture on Terrorists by making them read it atleast once in 2 months for Mental Torture ... Hahahahaha ... Need to go now Buddy .. Take Cares and Keep Smiling :)

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